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Welcome to the Jersey Shore.
In the reality TV world, it's the place of boardwalks, beatdowns and the Barnegat Bay. So it was on the Tuesday, March 21, episode of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.”
Jennifer and Bill Aydin decamped at their Shore house on the Seaside Heights boardwalk, not far from the house that the cast of MTV's “Jersey Shore” made famous.
“Oh yeah, this corner spot is where all the fights are,” said Bill, prior to a camera panning JR's Ocean Bar and Grill.
“What happens at 2 in the morning here?" asked Nate Cabral, husband of Housewife Danielle Cabral.
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“There's screaming,” Bill said. “Everybody's screaming.”
Chances are there will be screaming at the Windsor Park section of Toms River. That's where Melissa and Joey Gorga are hosting a luau.
Joey like to make sure everyone's tank is full. He's shown pouring two bottles into Bill's mouth as Bill kneels on the ground.
“Look at this,” said Teresa Giudice, Joey's brother. “My brother, he likes to get people too drunk.”
“Spit it out, spit it out!” yelled Jennifer.
“He's alright!” Joey said.
Well, he's looked a little shaky when doing the limbo. How shaky? He was crawling on all fours.
“I mean, of course Bill's wasted,” said Margaret Josephs. “How else can he stand being around Jennifer.”
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Margaret was in the middle of a brush up at the Gorga luau between Teresa and newbie Rachel Fuda, who told Margaret that Teresa said she better watch out for Margaret.
“I mean, are you trying to cause a problem with me and Margaret?” Teresa said.
“No, we're having a conversation so I'm going to be transparent and I'm just telling you exactly what you said,” Rachel said.
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That didn't go over well with Teresa.
“I'm just getting to know Rachel and this doesn't really sit well with me, running to Margaret and trying to twist what we said,” said Teresa in a confessional.
“I didn't say nothing bad,” said Teresa to Margaret, trying to smooth things out. “I said if you get on her bad side, she's ruthless.”
Meanwhile, at the party, the husbands are smoothing out John Fuda's chest hair with a waxing.
He seems game for the initiation.
“I'm guessing Joe Gorga didn't go to cosmetology school?” said Jennifer Fessler.
Chris Jordan, a Jersey Shore native, covers entertainment and features for the USA Today Network New Jersey. Contact him at @chrisfhjordan; cjordan@app.com
