A cameo by Tommy Lee. A sisterly bikini wax. A hungover day at the zoo.
The writers for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami came up with a suspenseful script this week, as one of THG’s bravest interns reviewed the latest edition of this E! reality farce below…
The Kardashian sisters really have no boundaries. Does Khloe really need to walk in on Kourtney peeing in front of Scott and Mason? I know when you have a new baby they are pretty much attached to you, but c’mon. Wait a minute, for that matter why are they filming Kourtney taking a piss at all?
The girls then go car shopping and, boo-hoo, Kourtney is upset she can’t get the same fast little sports car as last year because it won’t fit a carseat. Honey, nobody’s stuffing you into a minivan from the 80’s with wood paneling just because you have a baby now. You’re still rolling in a very nice car. Their next stop on the shopping trip is where this episode gets interesting. Lingerie time is in order for Lamar’s stopover in Miami.
As the girls are trying stuff on, Kourtney bluntly tells her sister that she needs a bikini wax like whoa. To be quite honest, if you’re sister can’t tell you stuff like that, who can? Khloe then agrees to let Kourtney wax her.
It’s just not feasible that a Kardashian sister couldn’t make a last-minute waxing appointment at some chic Miami spa. I get it, it’s entertaining TV to let Kourt do it (WATCH HERE). Too bad Kourtney ends up burning Khloe and leaving a mark. (For the record, I don’t think butter is good for burns. I’ve actually heard it can make it worse.) Scott walking in on Kourtney applying butter to her sister’s vagina is just the icing on the cake.
Poor baby Mason has no idea what he’s even looking at.
The next day Kourtney charters a big ass yacht for her and some old friends to party on. It’s the first time she’s really partying since becoming a mother and she has a bit too much to drink. Being hungover with your baby at the zoo is never a solid idea. But then again, neither is letting your sister wax your vajay.
Khloe is mortified to face Lamar, but, hello, he’s your husband! Perhaps she’s so nervous about this because they really haven’t been together all that long? Either way, he doesn’t care and is just excited to see his woman.
Pretty entertaining episode, but looking forward to next week’s more. According to previews, the Scott Disick douchery is about to begin. Somehow, the worse it is, the higher the ratings.
