29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes 📅 27 de agosto de 2024 ✍️ By Brian Moore ⏱️ 3 Mins Read 🗂️ Blog 🕒 Last updated: 9 de septiembre de 2024 📌 Tags:Kim Kardashian,Kourtney Kardashian,Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian and company often say some really dumb stuff. Consider these quotes as an example. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant…1(Getty)If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat.Khloe, on Playing Golf…2I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor’s Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.)An Unexpected Connection…3I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. – Kim KardashianKim, on Voting for Obama…4He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.Kim, on Going Under the Knife…5(Getty)I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?Kim, on Neutering her Dog…6I don’t like big balls on a dog.Worst. Thing. EVER.7(Getty)I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. – Kim KardashianKim, on Treating Herself…8The Hollywood Gossip LogoI buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process…9(Getty)You have a better looking vagina than I thought.Kim, on Britney Spears…10She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor…11I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice…12(Getty)Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!Khloe, Just Being Angry…13F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think!Khloe, to Kris Humphries…14(Getty)Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.Khloe, on Her Mother’s New Hairdo…15(Getty)Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush.Khloe, Just Being… Honest?16I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim…17(Getty)I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that.Khloe, on Playing Parent…18A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland…19(Getty)Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.Kris, on Her Best Friends…20A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning.Kris, Being Gross…21(Getty)Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game.Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt…22(Getty)Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood…23I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige…24I’m ready to shove a taco up her ass.Kourtney, on Being Ravenous…25(Getty)I’m such a bitch when I’m hungry. Like, stone cold biatch.Scott Disick, on Himself…26When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.Scott Disick, Still on Himself…27All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream!Scott Disick, on… Guess Who?28(Getty)I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out …Kim, on Being Pregnant…29(Getty)I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great… and it just hasn’t been that way. Facebook Compartir en Facebook Se abre en una nueva ventana. Twitter Compartir en Twitter Se abre en una nueva ventana. Pinterest Guardar en Pinterest Se abre en una nueva ventana. Brian Moore Hair Removal Expert This author writes insightful articles on hair removal technologies, including IPL and laser methods. Back To Blog Deja un comentario Nombre * Correo electrónico * Comentario * Ten en cuenta que los comentarios deben aprobarse antes de que se publiquen.
Kim Kardashian and company often say some really dumb stuff. Consider these quotes as an example. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant…1(Getty)If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat.Khloe, on Playing Golf…2I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor’s Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.)An Unexpected Connection…3I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. – Kim KardashianKim, on Voting for Obama…4He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.Kim, on Going Under the Knife…5(Getty)I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?Kim, on Neutering her Dog…6I don’t like big balls on a dog.Worst. Thing. EVER.7(Getty)I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. – Kim KardashianKim, on Treating Herself…8The Hollywood Gossip LogoI buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process…9(Getty)You have a better looking vagina than I thought.Kim, on Britney Spears…10She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor…11I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice…12(Getty)Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!Khloe, Just Being Angry…13F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think!Khloe, to Kris Humphries…14(Getty)Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.Khloe, on Her Mother’s New Hairdo…15(Getty)Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush.Khloe, Just Being… Honest?16I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim…17(Getty)I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that.Khloe, on Playing Parent…18A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland…19(Getty)Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.Kris, on Her Best Friends…20A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning.Kris, Being Gross…21(Getty)Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game.Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt…22(Getty)Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood…23I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it.Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige…24I’m ready to shove a taco up her ass.Kourtney, on Being Ravenous…25(Getty)I’m such a bitch when I’m hungry. Like, stone cold biatch.Scott Disick, on Himself…26When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.Scott Disick, Still on Himself…27All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream!Scott Disick, on… Guess Who?28(Getty)I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out …Kim, on Being Pregnant…29(Getty)I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great… and it just hasn’t been that way.
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