Waxing Jokes

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42 waxing jokes and hilarious waxing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about waxing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a good laugh at these hilarious waxing jokes. We provide the best selection of funny memes and one-liners about brazilian, leg and other types of waxing. These comical puns and wisecracks prove that waxing isn't all grim and serious; delight in the surprising humor of Sheppard, Astronomers and Salon jokes!

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  • Waxing One Liners
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Funniest Waxing Short Jokes

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  1. I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear "Which ear is it?" She said
    "2022" I replied
  2. When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.
    Bush wasn't that bad.
  3. Trump is beginning to be like a bikini wax... all of a sudden, having Bush wasn't so bad...
  4. What did the hot girl say when she was overcharged for her bikini wax? That was a rip off!
  5. What does the karate kid do in his free time? He wax off
  6. Why did the blonde wax her biceps? She was exercising her right to bare arms.
  7. My wife claims that she can wax off my chest hair without causing any pain, but I'm a little nervous. I don't think she will be able to pull it off.
  8. How do know there's no hair on the moon? The moon waxes 14 times a month!
  9. Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing
  10. Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear??? Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
    My dad thinks this will go viral. I disagree.

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Waxing One Liners

Which waxing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waxing? I can suggest the ones about hair removal and tanning.

  1. What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off
  2. How does Mr Miyagi like to relax? He wax off....
  3. Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50? Talk about a rip off
  4. How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off
  5. Bought my wife a cheap waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  6. Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they only have little ears.
  7. What do you call souvenirs from the wax museum? Paraffinalia!
  8. Why did the blonde stop waxing her biceps?
  9. My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  10. The inventor of wax strips has just died. RIP
  11. If you look at the moon tonight it should look really smooth. It just waxed last night.
  12. Want to know why my bees are smoother than yours? None of your bees wax
  13. How do we know the moon is hairless? The moon spends half the month waxing!
  14. Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
  15. I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.

Brazilian Waxing Jokes

Here is a list of funny brazilian waxing jokes and even better brazilian waxing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
    A: Because it was a total rip-off.
  • On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa? Like, a Brazilian!
  • TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest.
  • Did you hear about the woman who does bikini waxing? She says she has done about a Brazilian of them!!!!
  • Wax Job I have a "friends with benefits" babe who had a Brazilian.
    After all her pain and anguish, I hate to tell her it looks like a roasting chicken that is about ten days past the "Sell by" date.
  • How much does a bikini wax cost? A Brazilian dollars.
  • How many hairs get yanked out every time I get a bikini line wax job? Like, a Brazilian.
  • In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian.
  • Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters.
  • How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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  • hair removal
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  • trimming
  • waving
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  • hair dying
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  • shaving beard
  • salon
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Cheeky Waxing Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about waxing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shave jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waxing pranks.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks, he begins waxing philosopical. "You know, sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever," he says to the bartender. "Yes," the bartender agrees. "We call those people cops."

Bikini Waxing

What a rip

I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon.

I'm going to call it "Gin and Bare It".

Just spent ages waxing the car

..Still not sure how it gets that hairy.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

"TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD!," she shrieked, as she tears her body hair out by the roots.

Shepoetic

Why do wolves howl at the full moon?

Theythe waxing phase

An astronomy joke, kind of...

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon? Because it's just after the waxing phase!

Why did the politician buy a waxing kit?

Because he has the right to bare arms

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